Clarkson (143)

Mirror, signal, skedaddle — Mr Bump’s been turbocharged

Ooh, you make me go weak at the knees... And the hips, and the spine

Another bad dream in a caravan of horrors

You can keep your schnapps, Heidi — I’ll have cider with Rosie

He used to own a donkey, you know

Shock pics of presenter riding bike

Oh, how you'll giggle while strangling that polar bear

That puts paid to my theory on the ascent of manual

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Oh, I hate the noise you make in "wounded cow" mode