Jeremy Clarkson has turned water into grime

It's time to add "hydrology" to the ever-growing skills section of Jeremy Clarkson's CV. 
Jeremy Clarkson takes a stab at water divining

Clarkson found pipes on his land through dowsing

This week, we’ve been treated to another chapter in what is becoming a saga in Jeremy Clarkson’s life: his quest to grow vegetables on his farm.