A circus juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

`What are those knives doing in your car?' asked the officer.

`I juggle them in my act'

`Oh yeah?' says the cop `... let's see you do it'

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

Another motorist driving by and sees this and says, `Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now !'

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