| KINDERGARTEN
TEACHER |
To get to the other
side |
| PLATO |
For the greater good |
| ARISTOTLE |
It is the nature of chickens to
cross roads |
| KARL MARX |
It was an historical inevitability |
| MACHIAVELLI |
The point is that the chicken crossed
the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies
whatever motive there was |
| SADDAM HUSSEIN |
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion
and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas
on it |
| RONALD REAGAN |
I forget |
| RICHARD M. NIXON |
The chicken did not cross the road.
I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road |
| BILL CLINTON |
The chicken did NOT cross the road.
Not a single time. Never. (It was a boulevard). |
| HILLARY CLINTON |
It was part of a vast right-wing
conspiracy against my husband |
| CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK |
To boldly go where no chicken has
gone before |
| HIPPOCRATES |
Because of an excess of phlegm
in its pancreas |
| ANDERSEN CONSULTING |
Deregulation of the chicken's side
of the road was threatening its dominant market position.
The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create
and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive
market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship
with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical
distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using
the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken
use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences
to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in
support of its overall strategy within a Program Management
framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum
of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants
with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage
in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their
personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to
enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve
the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting
and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across
the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting
was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an
impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused,
and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message
and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values.
This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken
change to become more successful. |
| TIMOTHY LEARY |
Because that's the only trip the
establishment would let it |
| LOUIS FARRAKHAN |
The road, you see, represents the
black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to
trample him and keep him down |
| MARTIN LUTHER KING,
JR |
I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without having their motives called
into question |
| MOSES |
And God came down from the Heavens,
and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.'
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
|
| FOX MULDER |
You saw it cross the road with
your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road
before you believe it ? |
| JERRY SEINFELD |
Why does anyone cross a road? I
mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck
was this chicken doing walking around all over the place,
anyway ? |
| FREUD |
The fact that you are at all concerned
that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity |
| BILL GATES |
I have just released the new Chicken
Office 2001, which will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque
book. |
| OLIVER STONE |
The question is not, 'Why did the
chicken cross the road?' Rather, it is, `Who was crossing
the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste
to observe the chicken crossing?' |
| DARWIN |
Chickens, over great periods of
time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they
are now genetically disposed to cross roads |
| EINSTEIN |
Whether the chicken crossed the
road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your
frame of reference |
| BUDDHA |
Asking this question denies your
own chicken nature |
| RALPH WALDO EMERSON |
The chicken did not cross the road
... it transcended it. |
| ERNEST HEMINGWAY |
To die. In the rain |
| MICHAEL SCHUMACHER |
it was an instinctive manoeuvre,
the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already
started to cross. |
| OSAMA BIN LADEN |
It's a holy war against those infedel
Chickens who cross the road |
| COLONEL SANDERS |
I missed one ? |